Talk to Phoenix!

phoenix@phoenixbaker.net

you were expecting some kinda bullshit form that'd make you click on pictures of street signs weren't you

Is it okay to tell you about...?

Yes! Yes, I love when people tell me how my stories made them feel! Consider this an invitation! It makes my day when people tell me how my keyboard got them all squirmy.

A couple caveats:

• Please don't email me if you're under eighteen! Goodness, you shouldn't even be reading my stories if you're a minor, never mind emailing me about them.
• Please don't send me any pictures. You're sweaty and sticky, I believe you, I don't need to see proof!
• I don't reply to every email, but I do read them all. I'm a porn writer, you can't shock me, but please don't expect reciprocity. If you send me pages of you getting wriggly reading my stuff at work, you'll give me a smug satisfied blushy grin - if you follow up a couple days later asking me how your email affected me, well, now we're out of balance again. My stories made you feel a thing, you made me feel a thing, balance is preserved.
• This email account runs on my own server, there's no googly spyware involved, at least not on my end. Please don't email me from your work account! If you feel you need to make a temporary anonymous email address, go for it!